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Post by dorsetdave on Feb 6, 2022 9:47:29 GMT
Investigations with the pitch are ongoing and we have now had soil samples taken and had a specialist drain company in to record with cameras what is going on underground.We are waiting for final reports from some of these investigations. The pitch has been vertidrained and sand raked into the holes to hopefully help with some of the issues.
This week the contractors were here to repair the road leading to the 3G pitch and levelling it out and they will then be putting more stone on top in a few more days. Anyone using this section of the car park could we please ask you to keep your speed to a minimum to help keep it getting damaged and for the safety of others
This week saw the arrival of a long awaited mini bus. This will be for the use of any WTFC teams as well as the first team. It was financed by 2 of our Directors along with help from Hendy. Our thanks to all involved in helping with obtaining this great asset to the club
[Thanks to Tony Grant for the above information]
There was an interesting 2 page article on our, soon to retire, coach driver Daren Ford. The matchday programme used to be available as a download on the club website in the past after games, but can't find it now, unless anyone can point us to a link ?
The next/last 7 home games are :-
Tues 15th Feb Salisbury Sat 19th Feb Harrow Borough Sat 19th March Hayes & Yeading Tues 22nd March Weston super Mare
Sat 2nd April Dorchester Town Sat 9th April Hartley Wintney Mon 18th April Poole Town
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Post by gemma on Feb 6, 2022 12:00:18 GMT
Thanks Dave, like you say it was another excellent programme yesterday.
Just to add there are plenty more home games, the rearranged home fixture v Weston Super Mare on Tuesday 22nd March although for some reason it wasn’t on the fixture list in the programme and also all of the fixtures in April according to the website is home to Dorchester, Hartley Witney and Poole Town 😊
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Post by dorsetdave on Feb 6, 2022 12:35:43 GMT
Thanks for that Gemma. Have amended the list now
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Post by minstermann on Feb 6, 2022 14:05:20 GMT
Dave - I think you should also re-print your Chuckle Corner here too. I'm sure a wider audience would appreciate it.
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Post by diddlysquat on Feb 6, 2022 14:25:14 GMT
I Second that...
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Post by dorsetdave on Feb 6, 2022 14:33:55 GMT
Walton-on-Thames is a market town on the right bank of the Thames in the Elmbridge borough of Surrey, England. The town itself consists mostly of affluent suburban streets, with a historic town centre of Celtic origin. It is one of the largest towns in the Elmbridge borough, alongside Weybridge. It is around 15 miles from central London.
The name "Walton" is Anglo Saxon in origin and is cognate with the common phonetic combination meaning "Briton settlement" (literally, "Welsh Town" – weal(as) tun). Before the Romans and the Saxons were present, a Celtic settlement was here. The most common Old English word for the Celtic inhabitants was the "Wealas", originally meaning "foreigners" or "strangers". Walton appears in the Domesday Book of 1086 as "Waletona"
Kia Motors[UK] HQ is in Walton Green,Surrey. Hence my piece below on car puns.
Hello Audi you do. Lexus begin. Are you Citroen comfortably. Now either I'm Daf or just too Cavalier to care but I reckon its no Minor feat to Captur as many car puns as I can. You'll be Cortina trap once you start reading it. [ Datsun another one ] This is a real Triumph for me and I'll keep going until you Rolls Honda floor pleading for Mercedes and then the neighbours will shout " Oi Vauxhall the noise about ? If you scream any Lada I'll set my dog Rover on you and give you a kick up the Astra. What an Estate to get into." They'll probably Escort you to the Looney Bin shouting Sierra a Doctor in the house and then throw away the Kia.
I wish I could a Ford a car of my own but I'm very Porsche although I could get a Jeep one. But it would be more likely to break down and I wouldnt get very Ferrari. I only live in a Nissan hut as I'm not very Smart . I'm off to do some cleaning now with a Duster although I might Dodge doing that and go and eat some Opels. But it may happen some Daewoo. I hope and will pray to Chrysler that it Skoda happen
Well I don't think I could Fiat any more puns in so I'll say that's all Volks.
(what a load of Capri )
How many Surrey girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to open the champagne and the other to phone the
electrician chappie.
Hooray Henrietta: I don't understand why people are moaning about
unemployment.
Hooray Harriet: Me neither, only this morning the Daily Mail
said there are another 5,000 jobs in jeopardy.
Hooray Henrietta: Where exactly is Jeopardy?
Why do schools in Surrey have such long summer vacations?
So that the children can get to know the new nanny.
What's the difference between Surrey girl and a goldfish?
The goldfish is more interesting when it opens its mouth
What do you call a Surrey girl at University?
Just visiting.
Surrey Girl: Shall we go and see the Chippendales?
Hooray Henrietta: No, I prefer modern furniture.
Surrey Girl: I'd like some pepper.
Assistant: Black pepper or White Pepper?
Surrey Girl: Toilet Pepper.
A Surrey girl trained as a secretary. On her first day she typed
her first letter. By the end of the week she'd typed the other 25.
Why don't Surrey girls use public transport?
What's public transport ?
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